Winston is “totally over plaid”, but he’s “even more over last night’s hickies”.
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This party is BYOB? Mr. Johnny Cash brought a mix-tape.
Patas bought a case of Four Loko after “learning her lesson from the Sparks ban”. She then learned another lesson when she drank it.
This hangover makes Maggie regret popping the lenses out of her Raybans.
Barb started drinking PBR because it’s “authentic”, but now drinks it because she’s “poor”.
Rugby was drinking 5-hour Energy back when they still sold Sparks.
Don’t confuse the 80′s with the early 90′s around Nixon.
Chester is on the ‘three-c diet’: Coffee, Cigarettes & Cocaine.
Vincent Gallo calls this “pre-gaming” but will probably just be smoking bongs and watching Arrested Development on his MacBook tonight (spanning time).