Ranger feels guilty every time he opens Instagram on his iPhone.
Olive’s art combines the avant-garde with the “do not try this at home”.
Winston is “totally over plaid”, but he’s “even more over last night’s hickies”.
This party is BYOB? Mr. Johnny Cash brought a mix-tape.
Owen never misses “This American Life” (unless he has “This American Hangover”).
You can talk about Dogme 95 all night, Velvet still won’t watch anything by Lars Von Trier.
Patas bought a case of Four Loko after “learning her lesson from the Sparks ban”. She then learned another lesson when she drank it.
Ginger could never have anticipated hating this album before she even had time to buy a record player.