Tigger left the Halloween party when she realized she wasn’t the only kitty dressed as a character from a Godard film.
That’s the last time Butch lets a girl he met on OK Cupid give him a “topless haircut”.
Truffles wishes Tom’s Shoes made jeggings.
If anyone is going to do blow off Maxwell’s iPad, it’s going to be Maxwell.
Elliott has been complaining about gentrification in the Mission ever since he bought a condo there last year.
Dorian Gray thinks that’s like serving him drip and calling it an Americano.
Crissy just wanted to make sure you had all the facts about Ayurvedic cooking.
This hangover makes Maggie regret popping the lenses out of her Raybans.
To Oden, bike safety means wearing a “Bikes Allowed Full Lane” t-shirt (but never a helmet).