Patas bought a case of Four Loko after “learning her lesson from the Sparks ban”. She then learned another lesson when she drank it.
Hipster Kitties Tagged ‘bike scenesters’
To Oden, bike safety means wearing a “Bikes Allowed Full Lane” t-shirt (but never a helmet).
Just because Luca wants to smoke a joint on April 20th, doesn’t mean he’s ‘celebrating 420’, OK?
When Scout moved to Brooklyn for “a more urban experience”, he definitely wasn’t talking about contracting herpes.
Even Ender’s bike-polo teammates have begun to notice his body odor.