Patas bought a case of Four Loko after “learning her lesson from the Sparks ban”. She then learned another lesson when she drank it.
Hipster Kitties Tagged ‘bikes’
To Oden, bike safety means wearing a “Bikes Allowed Full Lane” t-shirt (but never a helmet).
When Scout moved to Brooklyn for “a more urban experience”, he definitely wasn’t talking about contracting herpes.
Jack’s parents are still pissed he sold the Volvo. They just don’t understand his art.