Tux is disappointed he couldn’t get laid at last night’s artwalk.
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Squirrel won’t see any tips until he takes his clothes off.
Fairway is determined to find a man, even if it means hitting every “bear bar” in the Bay Area.
Salty Ruth has been playing a little too much World of Warcraft ever since her boyfriend dumped her to “explore his bi side”.
Zoe is already smoking Lucky Strikes, but can’t find a way to vote socialist until 2016.
People call Ginger “The Alexander McQueen of Off-Off-Broadway”.
“Buffalo Exchange won’t sell me new skinny jeans until I put on some pants.”
It isn’t authentic to wear things you actually like.