Deja doesn’t need hard drugs anymore.
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Don’t get Chuck Bass started on the differences between “world music” and “international rock”.
Penny thought Yeasayer’s live show was an “iTunes ripoff” and is “totally over electro”.
Sweetheart’s “2AM PBR run” quickly became a “2AM cookies run”.
Max isn’t going to play his LCD Soundsystem/MGMT mashup unless you’re ready to pay attention.
Squirrel won’t see any tips until he takes his clothes off.
Izzy has already written his roommates three notes about wasting bandwidth on Chatroulette.
Donatello doesn’t call it “TV” because nicknames are for friends.
If you haven’t read The Waves, Molly will have to call an emergency session of the ‘Virginia Woolf Knitting Club’.