Don’t confuse the 80’s with the early 90’s around Nixon.
Hipster Kitties Tagged ‘white’
If the bakery can’t cover Lucy’s shift for Burning Man, they had better find another barista.
Miette calls herself “an experimental DJ” but tends to play the same Dirty Projectors album over and over again.
Kitty wishes her mom would stop referring to mashup artists as “cover bands”.
Nixon only wants one Xanax in his Earl Grey tonight.
Duke calls it “The N-Word” when hanging around his black friends.
Salty Ruth has been playing a little too much World of Warcraft ever since her boyfriend dumped her to “explore his bi side”.
Sadie likes aesthetic philosophy, Bible study and tantric sex.
Rusty’s mom said he could put a couple tickets to the Decemberists on her credit card.